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The pen to end all pens


Once in a lifetime, a pen comes along that changes everything. People in the street say 'hi', you feel more popular and even feel you look better. But what is making these changes happen. The pen. Evertime to take the lid off, or click it, you become a different person.

I have happened to notice that no-one seem to care enough about these magic pens to make a website about them. But I do care. I care about the health and well-being of my pen!

 

UPDATE -  the pen is still in good working order, no need to worry fans

UPDATE II - Similar pens to this are sold in Wilkinson stores. BUY BUY BUY! only £2.99! And remember they make you a better person.

It's just coooool

An oddly shaped green pen, that writes in black ink. It's just better than a biro in every way. Buy one! Sam doesn't have on, buying one will prove once and for all that you are a better person than him, how good would it feel to know you're grave would read 'a better person than Sam'?

Everyone should have one

This pen is soooooooooo good that everyone must own one in a slightly different colour as not to get confused and end up losing our precious precious pens.