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Roden: The upgrades

As anyone who knows the Roden's will know, there have been several upgrades to get form the original version 1.0 to version 3.0 and for those who have wondered what the hell I'm talking about, you should go now. But I'd prefer it if you'd stay. Cheers... AWAITING PHOTOS (given up on waiting, now we have artists impressions)


Version 1.0
  Version 1.0 (The Original)

Roden 1.0 is the original, the one and only. He goes by many names: Ted, Ned, Nedor, Rodiniho, Dave and others too offensive to write down (pretty shitty names if you ask me...) However his real name is Matthew Roden. He's generally nice, and doesn't say much unless it's something completely stupid about him being a gangstar (I say stupid but he really is a ganstar and would slice you up old school if he thought you gave him a funny look.... old school). As he is the original there are no upgrades for this model, except maybe a hat.

 

Version 2.0

Tom Eagleton, version 2. He doesn't take kindly to being called Roden and he seems to be exactly like the original to the naked eye. But, he is...

30% more violent

15% worse at playing cards

and has 25% more backchat

He gets violent when called roden or generally talked to, he's basiclly evil

Version 3.0 (The final chapter, for now...)

James Brocklebank, is once again based around the Roden shell but behind the exterior he shows different traits to 1.0 and 2.0. He's...

got 20% more sassmouth

and 5% more detest for long hair

Overall, he doesn't seem to like my hair and gives sassmouth about it.


Version 2.0

 

 



Version 3.0

 



The characters presented on this page are purely fictional and
any likeness to anyone in real life is pure coincedence and is not intended