Chemistry. What a subject that is. Chemicals, reactions, test tubes. Everything a perso could wish for in one subject. Everyone but Sam loves it and can't get enough, but Sam's gone mad with power on his own site www.memnoch.20m.com/photo4.html and wants it banned! 'Chapman likes chemistry so it's got to be bad right?' WRONG. Chapman likes chemistry and so should I. 'Chemistry gives you leaprousy, just one lesson and WHAM, there goes your arms.' WRONG AGAIN SAM. The only thing chemistry gives you is knoweldge and a thirst for education. Also, recent studies have shown that education can help slow leprosy down. But Sam hates Chemistry. We think this is bad and if you think so too (even if you don't, but we know you do) then send this letter to everyone you know including me.
Copy and paste this letter to a blank email and send it to every friend you have, and convince them to email me with their name.
Dear Sir/Madam/It,
I would like to talk to you about a fantastic event that takes place daily. This event, created by the Lord himself, is called Chemistry. This subject doesn't just attempt to, but succeds in educating and helping pupils (with relatively little death involved). Everyone except Sam understands this heavenly topic and it is designed specifically so you can use fire in schols. It combines the wonderful subject maths and 'science' into one ultimate topic. They claim that all objects are made from 'atoms' (really small particles). Of course this is truth (chemists never lie). Using flowers and childrens letters to God we must praise their labs.
We want YOU to join the war effort to rise up and eliminate this threat to our intellignece. Don't be fooled by Sam's funny appearance, he's evil and dangerous, did I mention that he worships the Devil himself?! Join us now, the Student Whom like the Chemistry Kind, or SWCK for short. So join up today and together we will once and for all help students everywhere understand the truth that is chemistry.
Your (new best) friend,
James Chapman
S.W.C.K. 'Because It Makes Sense'
honsco@hotmail.com Send an email to this address requesting to join this glorious cause. Just send your name and be recognised on www.honsco.20m.com
